Never Marry An Elephant

Never Marry An Elephant :




Never Marry an Elephant,

It’s not a good idea,

I met one once at a dance,

While drinking too much beer.



Before I knew, I had proposed,

And a wedding day was set,

We weren’t married by a minister,

We were married by the Vet.



We honeymooned at Glasgow Zoo,

It was a lot of fun,

We spent our time eating penguins,

While basking in the sun.



But soon our marriage was over,

And I was free once more,

Oh never marry an elephant,

For by gosh how they SNORE!

(Copyright Stuart Macfarlane)


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