English for Students

Elvis
lives

dormitory
dirty room

the eyes
they see

I spared
a spider

car has
a crash

fingertips
finest grip

television ads
enslave idiots

disc
is cd

A diet
I'd eat

young lad
an old guy

asteroid threats
disaster to earth

meal for one
for me alone

my ideal time
Immediately

I think therefore I am
I fear to think I'm here

a gentleman
elegant man

rats and mice
in cat's dream

a perfectionist
I often practice

orators hate
a sore throat

coins kept
in pockets

astronomer
moon starer

astronomers
no more stars

action man
cannot aim

school student
tends to slouch

debit card
bad credit

certainly not
can't rely on it

schoolmaster
the classroom

clothes pins
so let's pinch

garbage man
bag manager

postmaster
stamp store

heavy rain
Hire a navy

a decimal point
I'm a dot in place

the Morse code
Here come dots

eleven plus two
twelve plus one

statue of liberty
built to stay free

conversation
voices rant on

video game
give a demo

drum solo
so loud Mr.

timetable
Bet I'm late

sweep the floor
too few helpers

older and wiser
I learned words

anti-democratic
dictator came in

intensive care
I can't even rise