A Hippopotamus Not

A Hippopotamus Not :

A hippopotamusn’t sit

On lawn chairs, stools, and rockers.

A hippopotamusn’t yawn

Directly under tightrope walkers.

A hippopotamusn’t roll

In gutters used by bowlers.

A hippopotamusn’t fail

To floss his hippopotamolars.

The awful things a hippopotamusn’t do

Are just

As important as the lawful things

A hippopotamust.

[First appeared in A Hippopotamusn’t, Dial, 1990.

All rights belong to J. Patrick Lewis - U.S. Children's Poet Laureate]

A Hippopotamus Not

Popular Pages

More Info