Brand Spanking New
Brand Spanking New : Phrases
New and unused.
What you really need is a brand spanking new Porsche turbo.
Doctors have traditionally spanked babies immediately after delivery to start them crying, and breathing.
Alternative: Brand new comes from the word Brand, German for fire (i.e. something fresh from the forge fire) and thus absolutely new.
To those of us of a certain age the word brand turns our thoughts to Hollywood B-features and images of cowboys branding cattle on the open range. That's not the origin of this phrase, but it's not a million miles away in terms of meaning.
A hot burned wooden stake has been called a brand since at least 950 AD. To brand means to 'make an indelible mark of ownership', especially with a hot stake or iron. This verb usage has been known since the Middle Ages and is clearly derived from the earlier name (we might say brand name - but we'll come to that later).
The earliest citation of 'brand new' is in John Foxe's Sermons, 1570:
Terms that are old often come to us with a variety of spellings. In this case there are many variants, notable 'bran new', for example:
Other spelling include 'brent' and 'brank'.
These spellings, of course, aren't different words but just alternative pronunciations of 'brand'.
It is sometimes put about that 'brand new' comes from marketing jargon, where terms like 'brand loyalty' etc. are commonplace. That's about a thousand years too late as the origin, but again, it does have the same meaning as the early form. A brand in marketing terms comes from the meaning of the word as 'a particular class of goods, as indicated by a trade mark'.
So, that's 'brand new'; what about the double form 'brand spanking new'? Spanking is little more than an intensifier in this phrase. The word does have a distinct meaning; unrelated to 'slapping with the hand', i.e. 'exceptionally large or fine'. For example, Fanshawe's Love for Love's sake, 1666:
Like the variety of spellings there are variants of the intensified form - 'brand span new', spick and span new, etc. These citations pre-date any known version of 'brand spanking new':
It appears that whoever coined 'brand spanking new' did so by appropriating the imagery of spick and span, the rhyme of 'bran' and 'span' and the meaning of 'spanking'. That is, it is a pleasant-sounding phrase with some appropriate associations. Whatever the intent of the early users of the phrase, it is in Eric Partridge's meaning of the term, a catchphrase, i.e. it has caught on. It appears to have been coined around the turn of the 20th century and is still in common use. The earliest printed citation we can find is in an advertisement for a bicycle, in the Daily Review, Decatur, Illinois, May 1894: