Newly Added Oxymorons

Here is the largest collection of the Newly Added Oxymorons.

Law abiding Illegal Alien

Charter Communications

Well-Preserved Ruins

Full Half

Restricted Free Agent

Biggest Piece of Minutia Bill O'Reily

Captain Feather sword the friendly pirate (The Wiggles)

Fight Violence

Working Lunch

Righteous Sin

Living Doll

Labor Day

Conversational Story (Stories)

First Among Equals

Life Insurance

Accurate Stereotype

Modest Ambition

Sour Candy

Passive Resistance

Naturally Artificial

Voice of the Silent Majority

Rendezvous Point

Point in Time

Half the Time

Water Bodies

Fly Wheel

Window Partition

Open System

Preference for Agreement

Confessional Truth

Docile Witness

The Future Is Now

Virtual Participant

Budget Resolution

Up the Down Staircase (book by Bel Kaufman)

Luxury Bus

Ebbing Tide

Baby Grand (piano)

Getting nowhere Fast

Accident Forgiveness

Electronic Mail

e- Mail

Learning By Teaching

Teaching By Learning

Peaceful Fight

Continued Victory

Proud Humility

Amateur College Athletics

Delicate Killing

Little Beasts

Newly Added Oxymoronic Quotes and Sayings (25)

  • Staying awake to chase a dream. - Muse (UK rock band) in their song 'Falling Away With You'
  • You got your momma's taste but you got my mouth. - Ben Folds, in his song 'Gracie'
  • You non-conformists are all the same. - Muse (UK rock band) in their song
  • It's wrong to be always right.
  • Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. - Sir Boyle Roche
  • Maybe the bitterness will make you a bit sweeter. -- R.M.
  • I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again.
  • The only thing I don't Procrastinate about is Procrastination.
  • Remember the future. - Tagline for the movie "Paycheck"
  • Australia is a pretty big continent.
  • Minimum wage for a maximum loser. - (from The Hot Chick movie)
  • Treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil.
  • Stop stabbing yourself in the back. - Judith Briles
  • Change is the only Constant.
  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • Be here Now, when you can. - Ron McIntosh
  • You Win, I Win, We Lose. - Lyrics, Kenny Chesney
  • You win big when you lose right.
  • Everything is so random there must be a pattern.
  • I die every day; I mean that brothers, just as surely as I glory over you in Christ Jesus our Lord. - 1 Corinthians 15:31
  • A person who doesn't vote votes for the winner!
  • An abstention is a vote for the winner!
  • The Right way is the Wrong way and the Left way is the Right way. (Driving directions)
  • Why don't they make the whole airplane out of that black box stuff? - Steven Wright
  • The clock is two minutes ahead and one hour behind.

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