Science Jokes

Science Jokes :

What did the thermometer say to the grduated cylinder?

You may have graduations. But I have many degrees.

What do you get when you breed a snake with a physist?

A Bohr Constrictor

The answer to a physics problem was the LOG (1+x). A student copied the answer from a good student next to him, but did not want to make it. It was obvious that he was cheating. So, he slightly changed the answer to TIMBER (1+x).

Why did the chicken cross the road?

According to Issac newton, “Chicken at rest tends to stay at rest and chicken in motion tends to cross the roads.”

According to Einstein, “Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.”

By M. Keerthana – MVMHSS – Chennai – India

Science Jokes